Pariental

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The parental unit.

"I can't make that decision, it's up to the parientals."

Note: This is an oldie and there is a story... haha for the longest time I didn't know it was "parental" but rather thought it was "pariental" when referring to your parents as a unit. I don't know when someone FINALLY decided to clue me in, but it eventually happened and it's been a joke ever since. This is kind of the word that really started the idea of me having a Dictionary of Margeaux.