Obnoxiousity

Noun/adj
Obbb-nawk-shush-ity

The trait of being obnoxious

"We aren't talking about obnoxiousity, we are talking about beauty"

Contradicticle

Adj.
con-tra-di-duh-cul

A feeling of contradiction. (it's a feeling word)

"I feel very contradicticle about bringing my lunch then buying donuts."

Mathical

Adj
ma-thi-cul

Using math to explain situations.

Using mathical logic.

Emotionify

Adverb/Verb?
e-mo-shun-if-I

Putting too much emotion into a response.

"I might over emotionify how I feel."

I don't remember if this was me or someone else... It was either me or Mommy.

Sarcasextable

Adj.

The ability to relay sarcasm over text.

Credit goes to Julie

Cutified

Verb
Cue-tif-fide

The process of going from looking like you just woke up to getting cute :)

"I'm warning you I might be a hot mess tonight just because I won't get a chance to get all cutified for our date."

Mommy Understander

Noun/Verb?!?
Mah-me Un-dur-stan-dur

The part of a mother that kicks in to understand her child in depth (the heart) even when said child is not able to communicate with words.

"I'm not sure I'm really explaining how all that connected in my head and what it all means but I'm hoping your mommy understanding kicks in lol"